First Girl: Why do boys go crazy for video games?
Me: Same reasons boys do, I guess.
First Girl: I go crazy for TV.
Second Girl: I go crazy for video games and TV.
Boy: Why did you write a book about video games? They turn your brain to mush.
Third Girl: Even if you don’t like video games, you can still read the book.
I can already tell that I’m going to enjoy the heck out of school visits for this one.